A few hours ago, I was firmly against all things to do with both Online Video Slots and the Australian Online Casino they are usually found at. I am not a child of the 22^nd century, I am so unbelievably technologically retarded that ATM’s and Kettles confuse me, I get my tea or coffee at the friendly local coffee shop, I still write with a pencil and my clothes are the same ones I had as a teenager, I drink whisky, not cocktails or posh imported beer and I avoid computers and Video Slots like the plague Retro, mu friends is very much alive.

The sickness – the day it all ended and began

My relationship with Video Slots began on a strange day, I was feeling unwell, which is something that never happens, my years spent in a dirty, dusty flat have left me with an immune system that would make even a cockroach proud. So there I was, sitting, no huddled on my couch, blankets aplenty, half a drug store next to me, feeling bored, cold, tired and hot, basically as miserable as miserable could get, in a fit of rebellion, I picked up my friends laptop, in an effort to find something to distract me from the symptoms of the plague I was currently experiencing, and as I opened the lid, to my amazement, my life changing epiphany was ready and waiting for me, in the form of an Australian Online Casino and a game of Video Slots that my friend had been playing earlier.

A Video Slots love story even Shakespeare couldn’t have imagined

Who would have thought that the first time I fell in love, it would have been with a Video Slots Game, a Laptop and an Australian Online Casino, the three things in life I thought I hated most, (apart from electric cars), it was a ménage a trios, a love story to rival Romeo and Juliet, The Prince and the Chambermaid, the princess and the Frog, never before had two worlds collided with such force. Mr Retro himself, playing Video Slots, it was amazing, a story even my best friend didn’t believe when I called him in the cell phone (I Know a Cell phone right) the technology sickness was catching on.

How it began and how it ended

At first, the few spins I tried, did not produce much and I was about to leave the Australian Online Casino, when all of a sudden things began to change, I began to notice tiny elements that for some strange reason, appealed to me, it was like I was staring at the Video Slots from across the room, noticing all the individual aspects that make a gorgeous woman (or Slot Machine) stand out, the odd little tiles, the strangely hypnotising soundtrack, the animated figures gambolling around on the screen, egging me on to play further, the money counter that kept rising, the spin button that seemed to call my name, screaming at me to push it… I’ll stop there, the rest not being fit for strangers eyes or imagination. Before I knew it, I was a techie, a newly born child of the 22^nd century, I bought new clothes, a cell phone, a microwave and even a filter coffee machine, it was amazing, a miracle, I couldn’t hardly believe that something as simple as a Video Slots Game, could change me so drastically and drag me out of the darkness and into the Video Slots light.